Conversation du Jour

French Guy: Monsieur!
Moi: Oui?
French Guy: [insert French phrase/question I do not know]
Moi: Quoi?
French Guy: [presumably the same phrase/question asked immediately prior]
Moi: Je ne parle pas Français.
French Guy: Tu es un tourist?
Moi: No, Je suis etudiant.
French Guy: ahh…[pause]…pourquoi me parles en français?

Touche, sir

(Translation :
French Guy: Sir!
Moi: Yes?
French Guy: [insert French phrase/question I do not know]
Moi: What?
French Guy: [presumably the same phrase/question asked immediately prior]
Moi: I do not speak French.
French Guy: You are a tourist?
Moi: No, I am a student.
French Guy: ahh…[wait]…why are you speaking to me in French?)