Dear readers, in order to catch you up on my life over the past six weeks or so since I last posted, Atlanta was warm for a few days, now it is cold, I have continued to pick up people’s dirty dishes in order to earn a living, and I have perfected my househusbandry routine which is as follows:
• 8:00ish – Wake up and make coffee
• 9:00ish – Wish Abbey a happy day at school/take Abbey to school
• 9:00ish-10:00ish – Drink coffee, check facebook, email, nytimes.com, washingtonpost.com, huffington post, themoderatevoice, hotair.com (gotta get the whole political spectrum) funnyordie.com, etc. (and watch epicmealtime if it’s Tuesday)
• 10:00ish – do the dishes
• 10:15ish-10:45ish – shower, shave (I received a reprimand at work a while ago because at age 27 I have reached the point of manhood where I must shave every day or be perceived as grungy by my employer’s clientele)
• 11:00ish-whenever – the channel that shows the 700 club and john hagee starts showing jerry springer/maury/steve wilkos (I find this entirely appropriate) so I watch whatever is on this channel while cleaning the bedroom
• Noonish – eat.
• Noonish-Midafternoonish – complete whatever errands need to be run/read a book/continue watching trashy tv
• Midafternoonish MWF – get my swell on at the gym
• LateAfternoonish – Abbey gets home.
• LateAfternoonish-Eveningbedtimeish – hang out with Abbey
While there are certainly variants – sometimes I have to go in to work to pick up people’s breakfast plates and pour breakfast drinks, other times I may go in to work to pick up lunch plates and pour lunch drinks, and other times I may go in to work in the evenings to pick up dinner plates and serve dinner drinks – these are all very exciting variables, but you now have an idea of the typical weekday of your favorite househusband. I hope you have enjoyed this brief glimpse into my life, especially if you may be considering househusbandry as a viable option for your future career.
Stay tuned to [TBA] for some important announcements in the near future.
Yeah, Tommy's blog is back!! I am a little slow on the uptake so I had to go back a few and catch up. You realize, of course, now that you have returned, regular appearances are in order. :)
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